Member profile / cryptid sighting
Everything he touches turns to gold. Everything he commits turns to a branch named patch-1 that nobody ever merges. Midas is International Duck's most elusive member: officially classified as a goofy ahh developer, spotted in the wild about twice a month, and always mid-fumble when it happens.
midas735 is listed as a public member of International Duck Incorporated, which is legally the most that can be proven. Witnesses report he joined GitHub on September 15th, took a well-deserved two-week rest from that exhausting achievement, and then unleashed both of his commits on the same morning. Efficiency.
The background is a scientifically accurate reenactment of midas's development workflow, playing fullscreen on infinite loop, exactly as nature intended. The profile picture is pulled straight from his actual GitHub, where he is legally a Snorlax: a creature famous for sleeping 20 hours a day and still shipping more than midas. Both serve as a decoy so you stop looking at his contribution graph.
Both of them. Recorded here in full, for historians.
forkForked Xx-superIvar-xX/gitdemoSep 28, 2026 - The classic opening move. Why write code when someone else already did?forkForked E-VDV-HU/very-epic-cool-repoSep 28, 2026 - Double fork morning. The man was unstoppable. For about eight minutes.a783a2cRemove humorous fumbles list from readmeSep 28, 2026 - espress0 had published a "top 10 biggest fumbles of the day" list in the readme, starring midas in entries 1 through 4. Midas's response: delete the evidence. Historians call this "damage control"; midas calls it "code cleanup".9f74799Update README with additional commentarySep 28, 2026 - Four whole lines of "additional commentary" added to superIvar's readme. The contents have been sealed by the International Duck legal department. On a branch nobody merged, so technically it never happened.Total output, last few days: 2 forks, 2 commits, 5 lines added, 8 lines deleted. Net contribution: -3 lines. The fumbles list retaliation-to-original-work ratio remains at a flawless 100%.